Another headline we never really expected to ever write.
It’s a slow news day certainly. But even still, we had to deliberate long and hard over reporting on this story from Kent, UK.
According to reports, a 33 year-old man has appeared in Folkestone Magistrates’ Court charged with allegedly exposing his genitals and attempting ‘sexual manoeuvres’ with a motorcycle. He’s also been charged with punching and kicking the bike – a blue Suzuki – before the alleged ‘sexual manoeuvre’ took place.
The alleged mechanophiliac denies that he kicked and pushed the bike, claims to have ‘no recollection’ of indecently exposing himself but does remember ‘dropping his trousers’.
Naturally we have questions. Mainly what model of Suzuki was it that was assaulted.
Source: Daily Mail